Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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