I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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