if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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