Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The Olympian is in my bed
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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