Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
