why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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