Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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