can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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