Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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