saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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