he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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