I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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