love makes seman taste better
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize