ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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