I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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