Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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