Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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