Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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