this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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