turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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