when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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