I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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