These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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