I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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