i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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