Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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