piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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