it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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