I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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