Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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