i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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