butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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