I wannas sexs uuuuu
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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