how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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