he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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