butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she smelled like a LAN party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Randomize