So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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