It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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