Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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