do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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