My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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