He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He did a backflip because drugs
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
