I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?