whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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