Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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