Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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