How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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