That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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