They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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