it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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