I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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