eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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