I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Less talking, more tequila
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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