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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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