what if I'm pregnant?
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
How does one acquire holy water?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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