The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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